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I've been living in the same neighborhood for a long time

and became incredibly famous unintentionally..



In my 30s, I found it bothersome to wear clothes, so at home I always wore just underwear..

Then when I wanted to smoke, I'd go outside

Maybe because it's a hot country,

putting on clothes was quite bothersome..


So I went out in just underwear to smoke..

They were square-cut, not triangular,

and I thought they weren't much different from short shorts..



My wife told me..

Some lady said she knew me..

I told her I didn't know who that lady was,


and she said, "Isn't that the person who smokes in just underwear every day?"..




As you can probably imagine,


in front of our house, not only locals..

but Korean ladies, perhaps embarrassed, would drive their cars

and linger in front of our house..


It became so crowded that other cars couldn't pass..

Security came and controlled traffic,

and even collected 1000 rupiah parking fees..


You know those people you always see when traffic gets backed up going uphill..?

Almost every weekend cars would be backed up in front of our house, so 

there were always 3-4 popcorn vendors stationed in front of our house..

Of course, they fought a lot while grabbing each other's hair to secure good spots(?).



Then,

after 12 years, we had to move..

Even though I'd lived in Indonesia for about 20 years,

it was the first time I was asked to bring a certificate from the neighborhood chief proving I lived there to renew my KITAS..


Actually, I didn't even know who the neighborhood chief was..

I could find them if I tried, but it was bothersome..

so I asked an agent to go find and get it for me..



At that time, I got a call..

The neighborhood chief said they knew me..

So when I asked what their name was, it was someone I didn't know..

And to make it worse..

there was a female employee under the chief who handled documents,

and she also said she knew me..

asking if I was Korean..


My administrative department employee received the call in front of me like that..



So I was thinking it was strange..

but the female employee from the administrative department said,

Mr. seems to be famous because he's so handsome.. she said that..


Well, I..

to the reasonable and logical deduction of the female administrative employee,

I just nodded..


Probably..

but this is my thought,

when I went out in just underwear to smoke back then,

I wonder if it might be one of the women who was eating popcorn..


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    [KR] 아... 저도 오늘부터 웃통까고... 반바지만 입고 담배 피우러 나가야 겠네요. ^^


    [EN] Ah... I guess I'll have to start going out shirtless in just shorts and smoke too. ^^


    [ID] Ah... Saya juga dari hari ini mesti telanjang dada, cuma pakai celana pendek, pergi merokok. ^^

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    [KR] @LimJakarta
    담배 필려고 하루 3시간씩 근력운동합니다..


    [EN] @LimJakarta
    I do strength training for 3 hours a day just to buy cigarettes..


    [ID] @LimJakarta
    Saya berlatih kekuatan 3 jam setiap hari untuk membeli rokok..

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    [KR] @일치월장
    아... 제가 팀장일을 할 때 저희 회사 대표님과 출근길에 엘리베이터를 함께 탄적이 있었습니다. 그때 대표님이 그러시더라구요. "임 책임은 출퇴근도 자전거로 하고 꾸준하게 운동을 하는 이유가 있어?" 하시길래... "술마시고 담배 피우는 걸 오래 하고 싶어서 노력합니다." 했더니... 폭소를 하셨던 기억이 있는데... 일치월장님은 반바지에 담배피우러 나가시기 위해서 하루 3시간 근력운동을 하시느군요. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ


    [EN] @일치월장
    Ah... When I was a team leader, I once shared an elevator with our company's CEO on the way to work. At that time, the CEO asked me, "Chief Lim, why do you commute by bicycle and exercise so consistently?" So I answered... "I'm making an effort because I want to keep drinking and smoking for a long time." Then... I remember he burst out laughing... So Ilchiwoljan, you do 3 hours of strength training every day just to go out in shorts to smoke. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ


    [ID] @일치월장
    Ah... Ketika saya bekerja sebagai pemimpin tim, saya pernah naik elevator bersama CEO perusahaan kami di jalan menuju kantor. Saat itu CEO berkata kepada saya, "Pemimpin Lim, apa alasan Anda naik sepeda untuk pulang-pergi dan berolahraga secara konsisten?" Lalu saya menjawab, "Saya berusaha keras karena ingin bisa minum dan merokok untuk waktu yang lama." Kemudian CEO tertawa terbahak-bahak... Saya masih ingat momen itu... Ternyata 일치월장 melakukan latihan kekuatan selama 3 jam setiap hari hanya untuk pergi dengan celana pendek untuk merokok. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

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