Common courtship methods of animals (humans) and exceptional methods

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The origin of kissing..


In primitive times, people lived in cave-like places

where men hunted and women raised children in caves

while waiting for their husbands..

After men returned from hunting..

They kissed as soon as they entered the cave..


The reason was..

Although it seems a bit underhanded..

While men were out hunting,

they kissed to check whether women had eaten the food stored in the cave or not..

According to some anthropologist I heard..


Perhaps it was a form somewhat different from kissing today..

If anything, like dogs licking each other's mouths with their tongues,

we could guess it might have been done that way..



As I was writing, the direction seems to have gotten a bit off..

Let me turn on the GPS again..



There's a saying that even straw shoes have their match..

A very beautiful woman sometimes marries an ugly man.. I'm not talking about a rich man..

Someone who doesn't seem to appeal to many,

but appears special to someone in particular..


Biologists say this..


It's because of pheromones..


People each secrete pheromones..

and people each have their favorite pheromones,

and attraction is said to arise from being drawn to those pheromones..

Of course, believe it or not..



When females and males meet to produce offspring..

The common point of all animals on Earth is

their purpose is to give birth to healthy offspring and raise them safely..


That's why women prefer tall, well-built men..

It's advantageous to survive by producing offspring with superior genes,

and they instinctively know this..



Looking at the courtship process between males and females..

In the case of peacocks, males spread their gorgeous wings to seduce females..

Some birds dance, and some sing..


Some animals catch food and bring it to females..

It's to gain favor..

I'm skilled at hunting, so don't worry about feeding yourself..

It can be interpreted that way..



So what about people..?

It seems people initially gain favor through appearance..

So they wear colorful and stylish clothes..

Keep their hair neat, speak politely..

Those who find it difficult naturally even go through cosmetic surgery to gain favor from others..


Not just those of marriageable age..


Whether married, middle-aged, or elderly..

People's efforts to appeal more attractively to the opposite sex

seem endless..

Of course, not necessarily to have an affair,

but grooming their appearance to look more attractive

may be human instinct..




I..

have played golf for over 10 years..

Now I barely play..

When going to play golf, sunscreen is one of the essentials..

Under the equatorial sun..

We apply sunscreen to protect our skin somewhat..

Essentially, if you think about it,

we could say we protect our skin to gain someone's favor..


I've barely ever applied sunscreen..

When I play golf with bosses who have a lot of facial fat,

they nag me to apply it, so I occasionally do..



Fishing..

I loved it tremendously, and still do, but I can't do it now..

If I count the days I spent floating on the sea, it would probably be at least half a year or more..

But I've never applied sunscreen..



The day I first met my wife..

I was attracted to her..

Of course, I should have used various methods to express that attraction, but

I..


I got so drunk on the first meeting that I blacked out..

I urinated on the street..

In December, during winter, I fell asleep leaning against a street utility pole,

and my wife ended up driving me home in her car..


This is quite different from typical courtship between males and females..



Why did I do that..

I thought carefully about it..


I drank and made a mess in front of an attractive woman..

A woman drove a man home on their first meeting..

I've lived near the equator for 24 years without even applying sunscreen when golfing or fishing..


What made me this way..when I think about it..


The conclusion is..

The unchanging law..

In other words, wasn't it possible because I have a handsome face..

I can't find any other reason to cautiously guess..



Thank you to those who read from morning until the end of this nonsense..


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    [KR] 이제 슬슬.... 공개를 하셔야 할 시기가 되고 있는거 아닌가요? ㅎㅎㅎㅎ 초 집중을 해서... 과연 오늘의 스토리는 어떤 전개일까... 하다가 기승전결~!!! "조각남" 이야기로 끝나네요. 출장 다녀오느라 이제서야 읽다가 또 한번 빵~ 터지며 웃습니다. 선한 미소를 지을 수 있게 해주셔서 항상 감사합니다. ^^


    [EN] Isn't it about time for you to reveal things? hahaha Concentrating intently... wondering what kind of turn today's story would take... and then boom!!! it wraps up perfectly with the "Patchwork Man" story. I'm only just reading this now after getting back from my business trip, and I burst out laughing all over again. Thank you always for making me smile warmly. ^^


    [ID] Sekarang pelan-pelan.... bukankah sudah saatnya untuk membuka? ㅎㅎㅎㅎ Fokus penuh... penasaran cerita hari ini akan berkembang bagaimana... tapi ternyata begini~!!! berakhir dengan "조각남". Baru pulang dari perjalanan bisnis dan baru saja membacanya, tertawa meledak lagi. Terima kasih selalu membuat saya tersenyum dengan tulus. ^^

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